Healthy Food Fanatic T-Shirts

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Counting ribs

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Kitchen Kapers

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Benihana style of cooking.

Queen of Quinoa

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Important Food Groups

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

The Streets - Night

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'What are you eating now?'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Spontaneous Kombucha