Health And Wellness Buff Gifts

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

"Darn - zero steps again."

"Are you regular?"

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"I'm looking over your results, Mr. Dumpty...and your cholesterol is dangerously high!"

'I'm not fat I'm gravitationally challenged.'

'You're drinking way too much coffee. To lower your blood pressure, I've got to inject you some milk.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Keep Fit.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"Oh yes, I'm still on the juice diet...this one just happens to be fermented."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Content Creator

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Weight Gain Denial

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Halloween health & safety.

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."