Health & Wellness Buff Gifts

Your Weight And Date of Your Death

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Keep Fit.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Content Creator

"Oh yes, I'm still on the juice diet...this one just happens to be fermented."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Weight Gain Denial

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Halloween health & safety.

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

Stork doing weight training.