Diet And Nutrition Buff Gifts

"Oh yes, I'm still on the juice diet...this one just happens to be fermented."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

All Natural Nothing

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Keep Fit.

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Diet considerations.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"