Funny Nutrition Buff Gifts

'I'm not really hungry but I keep eating tons of fish because I need the Omega 3 fish oil to help lower my triglycerides.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Diet considerations.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Heart Disease Menu

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Friendly bacteria

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

Artificial Isle

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

Good cholesterol cop, bad cholesterol cop. Rice cake? Eat the donut punk.