Funny Nutrition Buff Prints

'I'm not really hungry but I keep eating tons of fish because I need the Omega 3 fish oil to help lower my triglycerides.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Diet considerations.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Heart Disease Menu

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Friendly bacteria

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

Artificial Isle

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."