Nutrition Buff Prints

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

The Tree of Information

'No, Timothy can't come out and play.'

'Yes, maybe my high metabolism DOES keep me slim.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'...supplies 99% of your daily vitamins, minerals and all around nutrition in just one four pound serving.'

"How's the soya, dear?"

"So, what's your nutritional information?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

All Natural Nothing

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."