Nutrition Buffs Gifts

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'It's a fiber tree. It also has apples.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Bad for you but to die for

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

All Natural Nothing

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Diet considerations.'

Dieting Motivation.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Heart Disease Menu

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."