Nutrition Fan Gifts

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'I'm on this 3 month diet...it only lasts a week, but it feels like 3 months.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

Football fans in corona times

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

The real reason salad aids weight loss

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'