Nutritional Comic Fan Gifts

The real reason salad aids weight loss

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Attack of the 'health' foods

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

You are what you eat

Fruits and vegetables

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I'm not really hungry but I keep eating tons of fish because I need the Omega 3 fish oil to help lower my triglycerides.'

The B1 Vitamin Bomber

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

'What price range did you have in mind?'

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

'Cut way back on grabbing for the gusto, and don't put any salt on it.'

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

'Finish your ice cream, young man, or no salad.'

"It's natural food, sir - Just eat it with your fingers."

'I've changed my mind.'

'I'm on this 3 month diet...it only lasts a week, but it feels like 3 months.'

Funeral with Special Sauce

An Expert's Guide to What's Good and What's Bad to Eat and Drink.

Dramatic readings of food labels.

Food guide.