Nutrition-aware Comic Reader Gifts

Another weapon of mass destruction.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Time Machine Collision

X-ray Psychology.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Mou...Man trap!

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

They soon changed their name..

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'