Nutrition-aware Comic Reader T-Shirts

Another weapon of mass destruction.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

X-ray Psychology.

Time Machine Collision

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Easter Candy Island.

Mou...Man trap!

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'