Fitness Comic Fan Gifts

"It's easy to control your portions when they won't stop moving."

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

Health

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Pollyanna, the Hamster

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

The real reason salad aids weight loss

No use being self-conscious

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Check out my six pack.

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

Personal Trainers Shall Inherit the Earth.

Sports centre lift.

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."