Fitness Comic Fan Pillows

"It's easy to control your portions when they won't stop moving."

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

Health

Pollyanna, the Hamster

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

The real reason salad aids weight loss

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

No use being self-conscious

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Sports centre lift.

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

Personal Trainers Shall Inherit the Earth.

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

Aquarobics.