Comedy Fitness Fan Gifts

'The idea is to make food itself my motive to shape up.'

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Yoga for Alcoholics

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

No use being self-conscious

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Check out my six pack.

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

attorney at law

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Sports centre lift.

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

Aquarobics.

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."