Health Food Fan Gifts

'I take lots of antioxidants. That's why I'm still on the first of my nine lives.'

It's THE miracle pill

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

Polyunsaturate

"I've been hearing good things about your salad bar."

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100 pure orange juice?' - 'Buy an orange.'

'I really like Doctor Hammond...He's always so sympathetic when I cheat on my diet.'

"Have a banana."

"Officer, ever since I left the health food store, this celery has been stalking me."

"Nope, still can't afford to buy it."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Is it chocolate or beans disguised as chocolate?"

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"I'm on the Mediterranean diet."

Artificial Colourings, Flavourings and Parathion.

Tofu

'I'm glad you have more energy, Mrs. Simpkins--but cut back a little on the bee pollen.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Your diet is to full of chemicals and artificial additives, I'll see what I can prescribe you to help.'

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

Scrambled Eggs vs. Cereal

"The end is near."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."