Healthy Food Fan Gifts

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Avacados

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Queen of Quinoa

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

'What are you eating now?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Diet considerations.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

The Nihilist Deli.

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."