Healthy Food Fan Pillows

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Avacados

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Queen of Quinoa

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

Spontaneous Kombucha

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Diet considerations.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

The Nihilist Deli.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."