Health Food Devotee Pillows

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'I'm all for a healthy diet,too, but once in a while couldn't we eat something a cow wouldn't eat?'

'It wasn't long ago that our big worry was insect parts.'

"You realize you're eating pure cyanide, right?"

"Eat your stem cells!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

'What are you eating now?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'Diet considerations.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

The Nihilist Deli.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet