Health Food Lovers Pillows

Madamoiselle Microbiotic.

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Queen of Quinoa

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Diet considerations.'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

"Albino broccoli mum!"

The Nihilist Deli.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."