Health Food Fanatics Pillows

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

Extreme health food restaurants: "Just check off what you want and we'll bring your tray around."

"And remember, Lester, Don't bring home the bacon. It's loaded with nitrites."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

'What are you eating now?'

This Year's Spa

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Diet considerations.'

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

Making healthy eating bearable.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

The Nihilist Deli.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."