Health Food Fanatics Prints

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

Extreme health food restaurants: "Just check off what you want and we'll bring your tray around."

"And remember, Lester, Don't bring home the bacon. It's loaded with nitrites."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Queen of Quinoa

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

'What are you eating now?'

This Year's Spa

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Diet considerations.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Making healthy eating bearable.

The Nihilist Deli.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"Albino broccoli mum!"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.