Madamoiselle Microbiotic.
Health Food Lovers Gifts
Looking for a gift for the health food lover in your life? Our collection features witty and charming items celebrating organic, vegan, or superfood fans. From mugs to prints, surprise them with a thoughtful gift that matches their nutritious lifestyle. These products not only bring humor and personality to their daily routine but also show how much you appreciate their dedication to wellness. Whether it’s a quirky t-shirt or a cozy pillow, our range keeps health-conscious spirits smiling.
Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."
Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'
Queen of Quinoa
Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...
"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."
"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"
"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
"Charles didn't like tofu."
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
Spontaneous Kombucha
'What are you eating now?'
Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.
"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"
"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"
"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"
'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'
"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."
'Diet considerations.'
'Needs more kale.'
"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."
"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"
"Albino broccoli mum!"
"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"
"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."
'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'
The Nihilist Deli.
Health Food Lovers Gifts Collection
Health Food Lovers Mugs
Explore our collection of health food lover mugs and give them a daily reminder of their nutritious passions with every sip.
Health Food Lovers Pillows
Browse our special pillows designed for health food enthusiasts—adding comfort and personality to their favorite space.
Health Food Lovers Prints
Discover our inspiring health food prints to decorate their home or office with positive, food-loving vibes.
Health Food Lovers T-Shirts
Check out our health food themed t-shirts for witty, stylish expressions of their love for wholesome eating.