Health Food Enthusiasts Gifts

'Genetically-modified food' -'Food with hormones' - 'Food with additives'

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

'I'm still waiting for someone to invent a bran cereal that tastes like good ol' fashioned bacon 'n eggs!'

"I gave up dieting cold turkey."

Fresh Antioxidants

"I've had enough of this diet. It's costing me to eat less."

'Two near the salad bar, please.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'What are you eating now?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'Diet considerations.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"He looks so much like his dad."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

The Nihilist Deli.