Health Food Lover Gifts

'You don't use chemicals, do you?'

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

"Yo, Benny, how's the ticker?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Will Work For Health Food

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"Good morning, madame. We would like to give you some brochures about the advantages of being a vegetarian."

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Queen of Quinoa

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.