Healthy Food Lover Gifts

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Your French dip, sir.'

But is it organic?

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'What are you eating now?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Diet considerations.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."