Healthy Food Lover Pillows

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Your French dip, sir.'

But is it organic?

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'What are you eating now?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Diet considerations.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."