Healthy Foodie Gifts

'It's new and it has really caught on!' (High Energy Bar and Grill).

'I still say you haven't given the diet a fair chance.'

'I'm watching my weight, so I'd prefer a jacket potato.'

'Eating celery burns more calories than not eating it. Throwing the horrible stuff away burns even more.'

'I'll impress her with my healthy ethical eating.'

'I don't need more fibre in my diet - I want to be a football player, not a tree.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

"The yoghurt, does it contain bifidobacteriumi and lactobacillus bulgaricus?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

But is it organic?

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Queen of Quinoa

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'What are you eating now?'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'