Health-aware Foodie Gifts

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Queen of Quinoa

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Diet considerations.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Making healthy eating bearable.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."