Health-conscious Foodies Gifts

Mind if we eat rural tonight?My doctor says I need more fibre in my diet.

'What's wrong with using an egg substitute? Heart disease runs in my family...'

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

'Not fair. This dessert is made out of broccoli and carrots.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

High price of food

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Diet considerations.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'