Healthy Snack Fan Gifts

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Super Heroes.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Pope tarts.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Table Of The Elephants

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Boy defends his last fry.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Mom can I have another apple?'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"Do you want fries with that?"

The Rabbit Meeting.

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Pizza-Matic

Robin Hood and his band of married men Hey Marian...so long as yer up, how 'bout gettin' me another beer?

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."