Unhealthy Snack Fan Gifts

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Super Heroes.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Do you want fries with that?"

Out to Scrunch.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

The Rabbit Meeting.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

Fruits and vegetables

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Self Service, Self Denial

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Pop up hell

101 Placenta Recipes

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

Lazy man with 'How's my idling?' sign.

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn?

'I'm on this 3 month diet...it only lasts a week, but it feels like 3 months.'

"The only thing healthy in this corporate culture is the yogurt in that snack machine."

A Cocoon fat from Junk food.

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.'