Unhealthy Snack Fan Gifts

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Super Heroes.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Out to Scrunch.

The Rabbit Meeting.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

Fruits and vegetables

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Self Service, Self Denial

Pop up hell

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

101 Placenta Recipes

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

Lazy man with 'How's my idling?' sign.

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Fat Cats and Dogs

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn?

"The only thing healthy in this corporate culture is the yogurt in that snack machine."

'I'm on this 3 month diet...it only lasts a week, but it feels like 3 months.'

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

A Cocoon fat from Junk food.