Humorous Nutritionist Gifts

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'The customer is always right...'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

Free Range Chickens

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

You are what you eat

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

'I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't always fast enough...'

Live yogurt.

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Diet Donuts - (Bigger holes).

Angry Santa Letter

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

'You can eat whatever you like on this diet, and here's a list of whatever you like.'

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats