Diet And Nutrition Buff Pillows

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

All Natural Nothing

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Diet considerations.'

Woman and TV.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'