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'Nothing to be concerned about, Mr. Fenwick, we do tend to shrink a bit as we get older!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Running

Wash your hands

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Must you always point out my floss?'

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

Zika Mosquitos

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Man exiting store: 'Since I've been taking the bee pollen, I've been stopping to smell the roses more often.'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'