Exercise And Fitness Buff Mugs

"Need a lift?"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Keep Fit.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

Content Creator

Fitness Course.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'Keep fit.'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Weight Gain Denial

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Steroids."

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'