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Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'Boy, these flash floods sure can sneak up on you!'

'The electric knife cost $29.95 but the extension cord cost $85.00.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Submariners' Eye Test.

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

Adios Amoebas

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."