Camping Buff Prints

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'Boy, these flash floods sure can sneak up on you!'

'The electric knife cost $29.95 but the extension cord cost $85.00.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Submariners' Eye Test.

Adios Amoebas

"What?"

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt