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A lifeguard whale underwater fails to notice that a whale has beached himself on a nearby beach.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Summer wants.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

'I win!'