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'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

Holiday time.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Business Vacation.

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Tug Of War

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

'Don't they look silly?'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Boating Reflection

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

Phantom of the Punch and Judy Show