Beach Buffs Mugs

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

Holiday time.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Business Vacation.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Tug Of War

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

Boating Reflection

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

'Don't they look silly?'

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.