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"Houston, we have a problem."

"Not now, Oliver."

Of Mice and Men.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Glimpses One Dollar

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Asteroid Bennu

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

Mars Rover

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'

Bigfoot on skis...

'Look Zork, those damn kids are 'Earthing' us!'

'Everybody always talks about glaciers, but nobody ever does anything about them!'

Must be the coming of the nuclear winter.

Jens Stoltenberg.

'I, too, didn't think cats ate homework.'

"It makes you realise how small and insignificant Brian Cox is."

"All hail Lord Zog, Ruler of the Galaxy!"