Ski Buff Mugs

Colorado skier

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Not now, Oliver."

Of Mice and Men.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Glimpses One Dollar

Asteroid Bennu

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

Mars Rover

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Bigfoot on skis...

'Look Zork, those damn kids are 'Earthing' us!'

'I, too, didn't think cats ate homework.'

'The flag tore loose, Steve -- run back down to the village and get a needle and thread.'

Jens Stoltenberg.

Must be the coming of the nuclear winter.

"All hail Lord Zog, Ruler of the Galaxy!"

'Safest way to travel my back side