Golf Buff Gifts

'I just have a quick appendectomy - mind if I play through?'

Golfing Boss

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Vendor selling testosterone.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Will that be coach?'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

Fitness Course.

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Arch of Triumph Save

"Steroids."

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

'Can't you spell? This is 'muscle beach.' You want 'M-U-S-S-E-L Beach.''

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."