Tennis Buff Gifts

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

'NASA, Asteroid Watch Dept'

Two chefs play tennis with eggs

"Self Service"

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Pete Sampras

Ratminton

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Knickerless Cage.

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Midsummer Night's Dream

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.

I Pagliacci

Playing cards.

Situation Tragedy.

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

The Land Before Mimes.

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Open-Tank Night at Sal's King Krab Kastle

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Will that be coach?'