Tennis Buff Gifts

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

'NASA, Asteroid Watch Dept'

Two chefs play tennis with eggs

"Self Service"

Golfing Boss

Ratminton

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Midsummer Night's Dream

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Playing cards.

Situation Tragedy.

I Pagliacci

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

'Will that be coach?'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

The Land Before Mimes.

Open-Tank Night at Sal's King Krab Kastle

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Grandfather Clock

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Please turn on your cell phones."