Badminton Buff Gifts

Hatminton

Ratminton

Badmutton

Don't play with your food!

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Bowled over again!

Golfing Boss

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

I love PE.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Multisports

'Will that be coach?'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

Om and Ommer

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Raging Bull on Ice

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Kick! Go for it!

Arch of Triumph Save

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Wrestling Champion.

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'