Badminton Buff Pillows

Hatminton

Ratminton

Badmutton

Don't play with your food!

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Golfing Boss

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

I love PE.

'Will that be coach?'

Multisports

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Arch of Triumph Save

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

Raging Bull on Ice

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

Ineffective Turkey Disguises