Badminton Aficionado Pillows

Battledore and shuttlecock.

Ratminton

"You are still here."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

I love PE.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Multisports

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

I love tennis

Don't play with your food!

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Joe Hundredaire

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Builders fighting over projects.

Extreme Bowling.

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

The Shuttle-Cock Nuisance.

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Cricket