Badminton Aficionado Gifts

Battledore and shuttlecock.

Ratminton

"You are still here."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

I love PE.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Multisports

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

I love tennis

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Jimmy Anderson

Joe Hundredaire

Don't play with your food!

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Builders fighting over projects.

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

Extreme Bowling.

Alastair Cook

"Dang! This guy's good!"

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

"Throw it before it's too late."

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.