Badmintonic Gifts

'For goodness sake, give up badminton and take up squash or something.'

Ratminton

'I like you, you've got balls.'

I love PE.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Football player taking the ball home.

Multisports

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Big advantage!!'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Don't play with your food!

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Rock, paper, scissors

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

"Maybe if you tip them they'll go away!"

The Shuttle-Cock Nuisance.

The evolution of triathletes.

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'